We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He wouldn't make me this epic motorcycle swing
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He was a Swinger0
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She was a grave robber0
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happimess1 wrote: »never let me on second base. Said her boobs were only for her future babies, not for me
He was obsessed with our wet nurse's boobies
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She wouldn't let me be on top0
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She always wanted to be on top but still expected me to do all the work0
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One simple word...LAZY!!!1
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She could literally dance circles around me0
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All she ever wanted to do was square dance1
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She was awful at geometric dancing routines0
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All I wanted was some ice cream0
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No matter how much ice cream I gave her it was never enough0
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She kept telling me that ice cream makes my butt look big0
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She didn't like my creative uses of ice cream with her0
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He got Brain Freeze0
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It just happened, and that's weird..
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She was Weird! ;p0
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We didn't technically break up, I just left a message with her mom telling her where to find her daughters body. Fab got all p.issed and walked out when she found out. I thought it was an awesome April fools joke.0
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She had a peculiar sense of humor0
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Didn't like my jokes... Or trunks of dead bodies0
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See?? Too wicked for me.0
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Too vanilla for me0
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I think she's a gypsy0
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She wouldn't allow me to have my Relatives over and called them a big Carnival Act!0
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cause she didn't like that I started drinking, when I hadn't before.0
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I got carried away with the liquid nitrogen0
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He had frozen body parts everywhere0
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She wanted to fill the freezer with her old dolls and teddy bears0
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Didn't understand how important my cryogenic studies were... Teddy could save lives0
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