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JeepHair77 wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »My neighbor told me, "You should let Mr.SoAndSo mow your yard. You don't need to be on that mower. It's dangerous and you could get hurt."
I told him you don't have to have a dick to operate a lawn mower.
Oh, but I think you do. There's a secret penis-operated steering system that they don't tell us wimmen about.
I have a penis-operated system.....wait...what??
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How annoying all of the "would you date the person above" "rate the person above" "mfp pickup lines" threads that are on here. It's like a flippin meat market instead of a fitness site.1
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RenaPink11 wrote: »How annoying all of the "would you date the person above" "rate the person above" "mfp pickup lines" threads that are on here. It's like a flippin meat market instead of a fitness site.
It's a fitness site??1 -
RenaPink11 wrote: »How annoying all of the "would you date the person above" "rate the person above" "mfp pickup lines" threads that are on here. It's like a flippin meat market instead of a fitness site.
Meh. Just stick to the other 12 forums dedicated to fitness threads. Chit chat and fun and games are just that. Boredom breakers. Can't talk about fitness 100% of the time, how boring would that be?2 -
JeepHair77 wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »My neighbor told me, "You should let Mr.SoAndSo mow your yard. You don't need to be on that mower. It's dangerous and you could get hurt."
I told him you don't have to have a dick to operate a lawn mower.
Oh, but I think you do. There's a secret penis-operated steering system that they don't tell us wimmen about.
wait ... how did you find out. WHO TOLD YOU!!0 -
Is all sweat created equal, or is the sweat from some body parts grosser than others?
I wouldn't think of re-wearing, say, a really sweaty workout shirt or pair of socks. But my hand wraps are literally SOAKED with sweat, and I typically hang them to dry and re-wear them 3 or 4 times before washing. Is that gross? Maybe that's gross. But washing my hand wraps is a giant PITA.0 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I told him you don't have to have a dick to operate a lawn mower.
Hahaha! These posts are so bad *kitten*! Awesome!indigoblue9572 wrote: »I had a similar experience with a used car salesman. I was interested in an older Jeep Grand Cherokee and asked him to test drive it. He said "oh you won't like that car". I asked if there was anything mechanically wrong with it and what was the reason I wouldn't like it? He said, "it's a standard transmission". So I said, "Oh, so since I don't have a dick, I don't know how or would not like to drive a stick?" He turned beet red and told me he'd grab the keys for me. I told him never mind, I was going to go elsewhere to buy my vehicle!0 -
I am going to visit a friend, and decided I want to buy some new clothes. What is our thoughts on rompers??1
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Next month's vacation. Still trying to finalize a destination. Yes, I am always doing things last minute.1
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Ben_there_done_that wrote: »I just read that it's so hot in Phoenix, AZ that they can't fly planes. I think I remember @motorsheen being from 'round those parts. Hope you guys are staying cool.
I ran away from home to the mountains of northern California.
It was hot as balls up here too.
Heading back to phoenix this afternoon and it's supposed to be 121 degrees.
That's a lil warm. ...1 -
indigoblue9572 wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »My neighbor told me, "You should let Mr.SoAndSo mow your yard. You don't need to be on that mower. It's dangerous and you could get hurt."
I told him you don't have to have a dick to operate a lawn mower.
I had a similar experience with a used car salesman. I was interested in an older Jeep Grand Cherokee and asked him to test drive it. He said "oh you won't like that car". I asked if there was anything mechanically wrong with it and what was the reason I wouldn't like it? He said, "it's a standard transmission". So I said, "Oh, so since I don't have a dick, I don't know how or would not like to drive a stick?" He turned beet red and told me he'd grab the keys for me. I told him never mind, I was going to go elsewhere to buy my vehicle!
Similar story ..I bought a Ford FPV GT sedan..she was a beauty..muscle car ..bonnet bump though had under bonnet cold air induction..modified exhaust ..black with red cobra behind the front wheels ..
But after hearing like a zillion times other guys saying to my hub " hey mate why you letting the missus drive your car" I had a sticker made up for the back "Im HERS ..not HIS" lol
I also had "Don't bother you'll lose" but thats another story lol0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »indigoblue9572 wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »My neighbor told me, "You should let Mr.SoAndSo mow your yard. You don't need to be on that mower. It's dangerous and you could get hurt."
I told him you don't have to have a dick to operate a lawn mower.
I had a similar experience with a used car salesman. I was interested in an older Jeep Grand Cherokee and asked him to test drive it. He said "oh you won't like that car". I asked if there was anything mechanically wrong with it and what was the reason I wouldn't like it? He said, "it's a standard transmission". So I said, "Oh, so since I don't have a dick, I don't know how or would not like to drive a stick?" He turned beet red and told me he'd grab the keys for me. I told him never mind, I was going to go elsewhere to buy my vehicle!
Similar story ..I bought a Ford FPV GT sedan..she was a beauty..muscle car ..bonnet bump though had under bonnet cold air induction..modified exhaust ..black with red cobra behind the front wheels ..
But after hearing like a zillion times other guys saying to my hub " hey mate why you letting the missus drive your car" I had a sticker made up for the back "Im HERS ..not HIS" lol
I also had "Don't bother you'll lose" but thats another story lol
This happens all the time with my jeep. Everyone always assumes it's HIS jeep. Dude, I've had the jeep longer than the man. Maybe I should get a bumper sticker that says that.
My favorite of those stories is the time that some guy walked up to my husband, saying, "TJ?" And my husband said, "No, I'm Ruben."
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JeepHair77 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »indigoblue9572 wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »My neighbor told me, "You should let Mr.SoAndSo mow your yard. You don't need to be on that mower. It's dangerous and you could get hurt."
I told him you don't have to have a dick to operate a lawn mower.
I had a similar experience with a used car salesman. I was interested in an older Jeep Grand Cherokee and asked him to test drive it. He said "oh you won't like that car". I asked if there was anything mechanically wrong with it and what was the reason I wouldn't like it? He said, "it's a standard transmission". So I said, "Oh, so since I don't have a dick, I don't know how or would not like to drive a stick?" He turned beet red and told me he'd grab the keys for me. I told him never mind, I was going to go elsewhere to buy my vehicle!
Similar story ..I bought a Ford FPV GT sedan..she was a beauty..muscle car ..bonnet bump though had under bonnet cold air induction..modified exhaust ..black with red cobra behind the front wheels ..
But after hearing like a zillion times other guys saying to my hub " hey mate why you letting the missus drive your car" I had a sticker made up for the back "Im HERS ..not HIS" lol
I also had "Don't bother you'll lose" but thats another story lol
This happens all the time with my jeep. Everyone always assumes it's HIS jeep. Dude, I've had the jeep longer than the man. Maybe I should get a bumper sticker that says that.
My favorite of those stories is the time that some guy walked up to my husband, saying, "TJ?" And my husband said, "No, I'm Ruben."
There's a lady in my office neighborhood driving a monstrous Cherokee fitted for serious off-road-ing, and she has a bumper sticker that says' "Silly Boy! Jeeps are for GIRLS!!"...She's a barista a the local Starbucks, but her father, uncle, brothers and cousins are all local mechanics. She does most of the work on the Jeep herself. I call her Mona Lisa (Vito)...1 -
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Going home and having a drink. It's been a shitshow of a day.0
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