We broke up because...
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He liked to do the deed in a sack0
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She wouldn't braid my hair0
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She wouldn't let me grab her hair0
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She wouldn't sit still0
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Lethal dutch ovens..I died0
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She didn't like the smell of my cooking0
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Said i had to quit MFP for her0
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He escaped the basement0
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She tried to kill me .0
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Paranoid delusional0
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She stabbed me 5 times0
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Aww c'mon ..I was hungry and you put your hand over the top of my plate ..0
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Had a taste for human flesh0
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She was a little crazy, okay maybe more than little0
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She thought I was crazy so I was afraid to introduce her to my family0
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Didn't enjoy the family love... Or my irrational fear of Kentucky0
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I once caught her not only with two cousins, but with her Brother and Sister in-law too!0
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She didn't like my idea of fun
The more the merrier.....right?0 -
She wouldn't let me sleep with her sister0
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He kept trying to sleep with his sister
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