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She couldn't deal with my clown tattoo.0
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He's a man and.....he's a man0
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He didn't like my dungeon1
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...and she wouldn't let me see her dungeon.0
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Vinehausen wrote: »he's a buzzkill
We got arrested for public sex when we were buzzed.1 -
He got me a taxidermied leopard for my birthday.0
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Had a Spot Phobia!0
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Truly believed when she stepped on a crack she'd break her momma's back0
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ThePoeToaster wrote: »She had better hair than me
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She wanted to be a Star and went on the Road0
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I found out she wasn't actually Gloria Estefan0
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Hahahahahaha! No!
He didn't know how to Conga!0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Hahahahahaha! No!
He didn't know how to Conga!
The rhythm got me and I had to defect to Cuba.1 -
He became a Communist!0
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Too rigid in her political views0
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he caught me sneaking out to get to kickboxing classes again..0
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She was having a thing with her kickboxing instructor0
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