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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    No matter who you are or where you are, as you read this you are literally the most recent person to have done so.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A good hammer will never be the sharpest tool in the shed.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    A good hammer will never be the sharpest tool in the shed.

    I can if it's the only tool in the shed

    And to be fair, some hammers are sharp on the nail removal end. Also sharper then, say, a level.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited June 2017
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    A good hammer will never be the sharpest tool in the shed.

    I can if it's the only tool in the shed

    And to be fair, some hammers are sharp on the nail removal end. Also sharper then, say, a level.

    And some hammers have a pick on the other side instead of a nail remover. I think "never" is too harsh a word

    FIFY

    A good hammer will never be the sharpest tool in the shed.... UNLESS it's the only tool in the shed or it has a pick on the end and there are less sharp tools stored with it.

    A good hammer will never most likely not be the sharpest tool in the shed.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    BIC makes two of the most easily lost items. Pens and lighters.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Batman and Robin out for a night of fun:
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The most unrealistic thing about Toy Story was the fact that the claw machine had the strength to pick up two toys.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The difference between being creepy and quirky is just how ugly or pretty you are.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Most orchestras are just 1800's cover bands.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    In real life, Winnie the Pooh would have eaten all of his friends.

    wouldnt tigger the tiger also eat them all? And piglet, pigs eat everything.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Actors get paid more to pretend to go to space than actual astronauts do to go to space.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The University of Oxford is over 300 years older than the Aztec Empire.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

    Why wont we be going beyond colorizing photos and just start filtering them?

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,108 Member
    The Muppet show was banned in Saudi Arabia because one of the stars is a pig.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Surgery is stabbing someone to life.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
  • aerochic42
    aerochic42 Posts: 843 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
    Yep, and when the magic smoke is released, electronics no longer work. Ergo the smoke is what makes them work.

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    2003 is as far away as 2031.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    1 mile per minute sounds a lot faster than 60 miles per hour.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first ten minutes of the fireworks show will be ooohhh and ahhh, the last fifty minutes will be wondering if this is the finale.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    The mesial aspect of both my second toes are still somewhat numb.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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  • userlovecake
    userlovecake Posts: 5 Member
    Actually its all unmarked swans. Swans with ownership marks belong to someone or an organisation.
    jennaraemyers wrote: »
    -All the swans in England are property of the Queen


  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited July 2017
    userlovecake wrote: »
    Actually its all unmarked swans. Swans with ownership marks belong to someone or an organisation.
    jennaraemyers wrote: »
    -All the swans in England are property of the Queen

    This swan says aint nobody his owner

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