We broke up because...
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SuperStampede wrote: »I was in between @slimgirljo15 and @tibo1783... could not compete... one couldn't keep up and the other was always too early!
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I bought out the handcuffs and he stampeded right out the door0 -
She was my kryptonite!0
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We are still together ..our haters started rumours ..0
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Thought to much of himself0
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When she yawned it sounded like Chewbacca0
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Had a Calender of her brother up in her closet
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He thought he had super powers0
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When he farted it sounded like a trumpet0
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Kept mixing me up with her Mistress and calling me "He"!1
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He couldn't open the pickle jar
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He wasn't so super
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haylerocks wrote: »When he farted it sounded like a trumpet
Lol!!0 -
Only took me out to Micky Ds0
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Whenever my brother came over she got way too touchy0
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His Brother was a Fox!
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I was a dog and couldn't keep my hands off her sister
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Only took me out to Micky Ds
Never appreciated I was Ray Kroc' s grandson.0 -
Delusional..thought he was superman..
Leaped off a building ..died, guess he wasnt0 -
She was always trying to steal my Wonder Woman outfit0
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Thought she was wonderwoman0
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What do you mean??? I am Wonder Woman!0
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Sold my Meds in exchange for "Favors"
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Could not stop talking0
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Had a squeaky voice0
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Found out he was gay0
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She was judgmental with emphasis on the "mental"0
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Lethal dutch ovens..I died 0
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