We broke up because...
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He forgot the safe word..Im sorry I hurt you snookems
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Because he begged me to stop!0
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C_PruneJuice wrote: »Wouldn't stop even when I was screaming "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP "kitten kitten kitten" ME JO!!!!!!"
Funny ..what Im sure you said was.."FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE *kitten* *kitten**kitten* ME JO" :laugh: ...
She wouldn't share her lollys0 -
He was aways *kitten**kitten**kittening* with my best friend!
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She kept virtue signalling but was really a cheap skate hater liberal hehe0
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wouldn't let me near her kitten0
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He was always asking to pet my p.ussy but he was too rough with her0
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Accused me of cheating0
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Always cheated at cards0
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I had abandonment issues!
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Called me names..like *kitten* and delusional
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She thought i was a kitten0
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Her Kitten gave me Cat Scratch Fever0
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I guess the "in Sickness and in health" part didn't ring true!
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He forgot about that night in Vegas!0
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She was always doing things in vegas and left me behind0
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Lies!!! He was a willing participant!0
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I always woke up in her bed with no memory of the night before0
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Didn't like sleeping with my mistress
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Her Mistress was really a Mister0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Her Mistress was really a Mister
She had the surgery
You just couldn't move past that0 -
She preferred fake boobies0
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She had fake tatas too. She didnt like that mine were naturally bigger than hers!0
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She insisted I never leave her sight (if I disappeared for a second she would attempt to file a missing person's report)0
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He was the one paranoid, and tried to blame it on me.0
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She told all our friends that she was Princess Leah!0
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She had a thing for my dad and was only dating me to get closer to him0
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Her Dad was kinda Gorgeous!0
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I was in between @slimgirljo15 and @tibo1783... could not compete... one couldn't keep up and the other was always too early!0
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He was always calling me Lois in the Boudoir
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