We broke up because...
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She wore too much makeup
smh no u didnt0 -
She didn't wear enough makeup0
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Everytime I was around her I stepped in gum0
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I always knew when he was with his Ex by the gum stuck to his shoe!
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She was always clowning around0
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She told me to run away with the Circus, so I did!1
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She ran away with my funny bone0
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Always blaming others when she misplaced things0
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He spent more time in the gym than with me.0
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She was always serenading strangers on the internet!
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Didn't know how to tie her shoes0
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Wanted me to give up my Velcro shoes0
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She Wouldn't wear the bedroom shoes0
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She was only with me for the shoes0
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She ran out of new shoes0
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Our couple name was molly0
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Because I love Molly0
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Couldn't commit herself to me0
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He wear green to often0
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Can't stop touching me when I wear green0
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He was always being fondled by another woman and not stopping her!0
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Because she wouldn't fondle me0
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he'd fondle himself in public1
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She wanted me naked in public0
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he was dilusional lol0
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She wanted us to live in a nudist town0
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His "Business Trips" were really trips to a Nudest Colony0
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While I was at the mud... ahh business trips, she was working at the swingers club0
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apparently he was in the mud at the nudist colony0
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She tried to go skinny dipping with a guy 20 years her senior0
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