We broke up because...

carb_killer1

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She wore too much makeup

smh no u didnt

LonniJay

She didn't wear enough makeup

jruch23

Everytime I was around her I stepped in gum

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always knew when he was with his Ex by the gum stuck to his shoe!

lollyolivia

She was always clowning around

FabulousFantasticFifty

She told me to run away with the Circus, so I did!

lollyolivia

She ran away with my funny bone

Mike_take2

Always blaming others when she misplaced things

SwedishSarah

He spent more time in the gym than with me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always serenading strangers on the internet!

jruch23

Didn't know how to tie her shoes

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wanted me to give up my Velcro shoes

lollyolivia

She Wouldn't wear the bedroom shoes

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was only with me for the shoes

lollyolivia

She ran out of new shoes

Mike_take2

Our couple name was molly

lollyolivia

Because I love Molly

SojournerThirteen

Couldn't commit herself to me

lollyolivia

He wear green to often

SojournerThirteen

Can't stop touching me when I wear green

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always being fondled by another woman and not stopping her!

SojournerThirteen

Because she wouldn't fondle me

JeanieWww

he'd fondle himself in public

SojournerThirteen

She wanted me naked in public

JeanieWww

he was dilusional lol

SojournerThirteen

She wanted us to live in a nudist town

FabulousFantasticFifty

His "Business Trips" were really trips to a Nudest Colony

SojournerThirteen

While I was at the mud... ahh business trips, she was working at the swingers club

JeanieWww

apparently he was in the mud at the nudist colony

DasItMan91

She tried to go skinny dipping with a guy 20 years her senior