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We broke up because...
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Ohhhmyyy
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He was too old for me0
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happimess1 wrote: »she gifted 'me' a boob job on my birthday but I liked her au natural
I couldn't think of anything after reading that one, lol.0 -
His sports car was tooo small0
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He had 3 wives and 9 kids..playa0
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She was always playin' with the toys in her basement0
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She didn't appreciate the fact that my random acts of kindness included me sharing my love with others...0
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His compassion was just too much to bare!0
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She said I was too compassionate0
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She was cheating0
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She found out I was married to Sam Worthington1
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she wouldn't share her fires1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She found out I was married to Sam Worthington
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Although I didn't mind that we shared toothbrushes, she didn't always use it to brush her teeth...0
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Didn't understand that I had an itch I couldn't scratch!0
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He was always scratching
I think he may have had fleas!0 -
happimess1 wrote: »she kept asking me if I needed help scratching down there in public
He kept trying to suck my blood0 -
She got all crazy on me0
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His soul was stolen by that Brunette in his photo0
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She was mixed up about who was he's and she's0
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Apparently, she prefers that I shower regularly...0
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Must have been that Time I joined him in the shower!
He was quite shy you know0 -
She would grab my butt in public 0
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Naked in public..just refused to wear clothes0
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She complained about my folding technique when folding clothes...0
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Got mad when I nicknamed him Cinderfella0
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I always had to be done before the clock struck 120
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