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He always said he was Superman.0
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She didn't believe... I AM Superman!0
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He couldn't face reality that batman is better.0
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He turned me into a Creature of the Night0
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He made fun of my underoos.0
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Didn't believe I was Wonder Woman0
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Would never wear that Wonder Woman costume for me.0
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He turned into a she
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She said I acted like a little girl.0
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She kept drinking all of my protein shakes0
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Always required I call her Queen0
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I misbehaved:( She dumped me.0
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He was too wild for me to handle0
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she insisted on wearing the cat ears everywhere0
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I couldn't get past the fuzzy ears0
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HostageCat wrote: »He was too wild for me to handle
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She kept trying to scratch me pretending she was a cat0
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Would never take those ears off in the bedroom.0
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