We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't like me putting away his way too many socks in his teeny tiny drawer0
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She was always going through my sock drawer0
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He caught me stealing his secret stash!0
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She didn't like the my pet skunk0
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Neglected to pet my lizard0
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His lizard had cooties
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She gave the skunk cooties0
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I sometimes just wonder about her0
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Spent too much time wondering and not enough time jiggling her stuff for me0
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Her skirts were too long0
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Expected my cheeks to always be in view0
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Had fabulous cheeks... That she flaunted to everyone0
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Wanted me to wear a bag over my head
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Didn't like the bag I made her0
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Called me her Bag Lady0
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It was supposed to be endearing
She was ungrateful0 -
She expected too much from me0
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She was spoiled and expected me to do everything for her0
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She wouldn't help me up when I fell down the stairs0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She wouldn't help me up when I fell down the stairs
"Pick me up""dress my wounds""take me to the hospital"
Always nagging me 1 -
She was always making me pee a little!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was always making me pee a little!
She constantly smelled of pee0 -
Her stench was rubbing off on me
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Her stench was literally "rubbing off"
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She wouldn't put ointment on me0
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I kept gagging when she came around0
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She was always having flashbacks of that one time with her ex John
every time I said I was going to the john0
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