We broke up because...
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Looked down on my family0
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He was way too close to his family..even wanted them to live with us0
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She wanted us to live here...
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Didn't want to live by the Ocean0
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She was always prancing around nekked in front of the picture window!0
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She was always flashing the neighbors0
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Found him with the person above him0
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She kept taking my toys0
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I found a boat load of adult toys in his dresser drawers!!0
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He donated my toys to the Home for waywardly Spinsters0
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When I talked about sexy time, she said she just wanted her toys back!
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He was no Energiser Bunny0
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She wanted sexy time to "Hips Don't Lie..." Mine couldn't keep up!0
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He was a Shakira Fan
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He wanted orgies
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She wasnt adventurous0
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She made me do things I can't repeat or even think about.0
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He confessed our secrets to his Mother0
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She never wanted to include my family in anything.0
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I already told him that Leprechauns Freak me out!
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She had a circus fantasy, so i invited all the"little people" I knew to share in sexy time... she was not amused.1
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Once he found out how little I really was he Sold me to the Circus0
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She was the perfect height... I didn't even know we were on rocks... gosh I miss her!0
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That 21 hundred miles might as well have been 21 Million
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She took up with a lover 21hundred miles away. I hear they're married now
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We broke up because she is still stuck to her ex.0
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I was too jealous of her Beautiful hair!0
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