Cheesiest Pick Up Line
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WantonHeartTroubledHead
Posts: 877 Member
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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Your services are requested in the selfie thread2
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Is your daddy a thief? No? Then who took the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes?
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Hershey's makes millions of kisses a year but all I'm asking for is 14
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erica_today wrote: »Hershey's makes millions of kisses a year but all I'm asking for is 1
Damn I like that one!0 -
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.2
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Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see4
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... Are those real?0
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Ok, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?3
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »That is not a pickup line. It's sexual harassment.
He totally changed it...0 -
Hi, I am ....... what is your name. That is harassment to its finest! I need a 10' pole to keep these wimmin off me.0
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An old friend of mine used this with fairly frequent success: "Pardon me ma'm...I'm new in town. Can you tell me how to get to your house?" Always got a laugh, if nothing else.
I overheard this in a bar one night, long ago: "Do you live around here often?"
But the opening line that has consistently gotten me 'there' more than any other, ever, is "Hello."
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My Dr said if I don't get some today that I am going to die. Will you save me please?2
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I always get banned from these types a threads, so I will keep my pickup lines to myself...... unless you ladies want to PM me to hear them1
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Chase_The_Pain wrote: »I always get banned from these types a threads, so I will keep my pickup lines to myself...... unless you ladies want to PM me to hear them
Ok That was a joke/creepy pickup line mixed in with some truth. I thought it was clever.
.... just a little disclaimer before the pleebs take things seriously0 -
Are you a camera? Cause everytime I look at you I smile1
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I put the STD in STUD, now I just need U ;-)6
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Chase_The_Pain wrote: »Chase_The_Pain wrote: »I always get banned from these types a threads, so I will keep my pickup lines to myself...... unless you ladies want to PM me to hear them
Ok That was a joke/creepy pickup line mixed in with some truth. I thought it was clever.
.... just a little disclaimer before the pleebs take things seriously
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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.2
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