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Cheesiest Pick Up Line

WantonHeartTroubledHead
WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Your services are requested in the selfie thread
  • Shells918
    Shells918 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Is your daddy a thief? No? Then who took the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes?

  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
    Hershey's makes millions of kisses a year but all I'm asking for is 1
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    erica_today wrote: »
    Hershey's makes millions of kisses a year but all I'm asking for is 1

    Damn I like that one! :lol:
  • emivanae
    emivanae Posts: 653 Member
    If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9pU0JvXCDc
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
    Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see :wink:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ... Are those real?
  • ManBehindTheMask
    ManBehindTheMask Posts: 615 Member
    Ok, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    That is not a pickup line. It's sexual harassment.

    He totally changed it...
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Hi, I am ....... what is your name. That is harassment to its finest! I need a 10' pole to keep these wimmin off me.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    An old friend of mine used this with fairly frequent success: "Pardon me ma'm...I'm new in town. Can you tell me how to get to your house?" Always got a laugh, if nothing else.

    I overheard this in a bar one night, long ago: "Do you live around here often?"

    But the opening line that has consistently gotten me 'there' more than any other, ever, is "Hello."

  • That_Country_Girl82
    That_Country_Girl82 Posts: 122 Member
    My Dr said if I don't get some today that I am going to die. Will you save me please?
  • Chase_The_Pain
    Chase_The_Pain Posts: 255 Member
    I always get banned from these types a threads, so I will keep my pickup lines to myself...... unless you ladies want to PM me to hear them :wink:
  • Chase_The_Pain
    Chase_The_Pain Posts: 255 Member
    Chase_The_Pain wrote: »
    I always get banned from these types a threads, so I will keep my pickup lines to myself...... unless you ladies want to PM me to hear them :wink:

    Ok That was a joke/creepy pickup line mixed in with some truth. I thought it was clever.

    .... just a little disclaimer before the pleebs take things seriously
  • hillaryflicka92
    hillaryflicka92 Posts: 613 Member
    Are you a camera? Cause everytime I look at you I smile
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    Chase_The_Pain wrote: »
    Chase_The_Pain wrote: »
    I always get banned from these types a threads, so I will keep my pickup lines to myself...... unless you ladies want to PM me to hear them :wink:

    Ok That was a joke/creepy pickup line mixed in with some truth. I thought it was clever.

    .... just a little disclaimer before the pleebs take things seriously

    :D
  • Drea_h85
    Drea_h85 Posts: 312 Member
    Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    How would you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Do you have a shovel? Cuz I'm diggin that *kitten*!!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    The word of the day is legs, what do you say we spread the word?
  • _BrewingAZ_
    _BrewingAZ_ Posts: 252 Member
    Baby, I'm not the most attractive guy around, but I am the only one talking to you ;-)
  • scottyp65
    scottyp65 Posts: 261 Member
    Don't hit Me!

    This intrigued one young lady so much we ended up married for the past 26+ years. At least it was honest
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Your body is a Wonderland and I'd like to be Alice.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    If you're feeling down I can feel you up.
  • msfugy
    msfugy Posts: 34 Member
    I think your suffering from a lack of vitamin me
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    I figured I would talk to the prettiest lady in here since I don't like to waste time ... lets go someplace cozy.
  • _BrewingAZ_
    _BrewingAZ_ Posts: 252 Member
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd start it off with D N U
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