Cheesiest Pick Up Line
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How would you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?2
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Do you have a shovel? Cuz I'm diggin that *kitten*!!0
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The word of the day is legs, what do you say we spread the word?1
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Baby, I'm not the most attractive guy around, but I am the only one talking to you ;-)2
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Don't hit Me!
This intrigued one young lady so much we ended up married for the past 26+ years. At least it was honest0 -
Your body is a Wonderland and I'd like to be Alice.0
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If you're feeling down I can feel you up.2
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I think your suffering from a lack of vitamin me2
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I figured I would talk to the prettiest lady in here since I don't like to waste time ... lets go someplace cozy.0
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd start it off with D N U1
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_BrewingAZ_ wrote: »Baby, I'm not the most attractive guy around, but I am the only one talking to you ;-)
If this one doesn't work, I don't know what will.2 -
I have SARS AIDS. Interested?0
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Is that cheese in your pocket? Can I have some?3
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Him: Wanna grab a pizza and screw?
Me:
Him: What? You don't like pizza?2 -
This is the worst I've heard in a bar......as a man was wiping at his face..........
I'm like, "what the H e l l are you doing?"
Him: "preparing a place for you to sit".
Sick sick sick. I left the bar immediately!!0 -
Guy: You dropped something...
me: what? *looks at the ground
Guy: You dropped my jaw when I saw you
Target parking lot, actual story, the dude was weird. I laughed and walked away as fast as I could. Lol0 -
"F'ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bertha?"
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I need to go shopping for my Mom a watch for Christmas. Ur about her size, would u help me out?
I went...23 years later still Married to him. Lord help me!3 -
1Wildthang wrote: »This is the worst I've heard in a bar......as a man was wiping at his face..........
I'm like, "what the H e l l are you doing?"
Him: "preparing a place for you to sit".
Sick sick sick. I left the bar immediately!!Is that cheese in your pocket? Can I have some?CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS wrote: »Guy: You dropped something...
me: what? *looks at the ground
Guy: You dropped my jaw when I saw you
Target parking lot, actual story, the dude was weird. I laughed and walked away as fast as I could. Lol
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In a bar many years ago:
Guy: "come home with me."
Me: "no."
Guy: "Hey, I may be short and Irish, but I have a big d***".
(no, it did not get me to go home with him. :P)1
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