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  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She was the real Wonder Woman... I made a mistake, because the suits all look the same... she didn't forgive me.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He tied me up in bed for some sexy time, then dived from the chest of drawers wearing his superman outfit. Unfortunately he fell and knocked himself out. After 5 hours of screaming I was finally rescued by the firefighters. I could never live it down as it was his colleagues, and they brought it up on every single gathering we had.
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She couldn't get over that ONE TIME we role played Superman and Lois Lane. :(
  • mila0814
    mila0814 Posts: 4,169 Member
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    he didnt like my brazilian food
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She was always trying to get me to get a Brazilian wax :grimace:
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
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    Wow, same reason!
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    mila0814 wrote: »
    he didnt like my brazilian food

    She suggested that I have a HOT Brazilian... I didn't understand, so went and had my *kitten* waxed! Ouch!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    I saw his Brazilian wax and laughed so hard that he dumped me!
  • mila0814
    mila0814 Posts: 4,169 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I saw his Brazilian wax and laughed so hard that he dumped me!

    u had me LMAO lol

    she was traumatized by brazilians
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    mila0814 wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I saw his Brazilian wax and laughed so hard that he dumped me!

    u had me LMAO lol

    she was traumatized by brazilians

    She was the only Brazilian I knew who had no Arsse!
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    She got a Brazilian and then I noticed all the tiny red bumps
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    He had razor burn on his *kitten*
    mila0814 wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I saw his Brazilian wax and laughed so hard that he dumped me!

    u had me LMAO lol

    she was traumatized by brazilians

    She said she was going out to the movies with the girls... they I saw her on TV at Festivale inn Rio shaking what her mama gave her!! :-0
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    he was obsesesed with Spanish TV and women who shake it
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    Uhm, YEAH! He never let me be a red-blooded American man!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Why oh why did you dump me :'( He never told me
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    I never wanted it to end!! Cone back!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Cone back? I was heartbroken when he only wanted a cone..
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cone back? I was heartbroken when he only wanted a cone..

    Words hurt, Jo, Words hurt... LoL! She said we had a cone of silence... She obviously lied! (This ain't easy to do going down the highway at 80 mph, with 1 thumb). :-0
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    SuperStampede wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cone back? I was heartbroken when he only wanted a cone..

    Words hurt, Jo, Words hurt... LoL! She said we had a cone of silence... She obviously lied! (This ain't easy to do going down the highway at 80 mph, with 1 thumb). :-0

    Lets not break up.. :*
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    Oh, Yes, yes, yes!! I'm on my way back... will you give me a ride on the back of your horse!?!

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