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mellecita · July 2017

"I can't wait to weigh your liver."

Birdygirl15 · July 2017

“What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone.”

Alexander Pope, 1668-1744

Timshel_ · July 2017

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Andy Rooney

patrick_star_trek · July 2017

"Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back"

Ke$ha

_pi3_ · July 2017

Timshel_ wrote: »

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Andy Rooney

That's a great quote