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"I can't wait to weigh your liver."0
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“What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone.”
Alexander Pope, 1668-17443 -
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Andy Rooney13 -
"Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back"
Ke$ha7 -
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Andy Rooney
That's a great quote0 -
Expect the worst, then you can be pleasently surprised.0
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" the fatter you are , the harder you are to kidnap " - Shakespeare5
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OnthatStuff wrote: »
Hey, that's my quote!2 -
I damn sure am.
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MusicandMountains wrote: »I damn sure am.
Ditto!1 -
" I walk around all day as if everything is fine , but deep down inside my shoe my sock is sliding off " Keanu Reeves4
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" sometimes when I close my eyes , I can't see " Stevie Wonder4
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
Ya think? Story of my life0 -
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