My favorite joke!
A patient went to the doctor and had a long list of complaints. After awhile, the doctor wrote up a Rx for 8 different types of pills.
The doctor said to him, "Hmmm, this is serious, :frown: this is serious. You need to follow my advice and take these 8 pills for the rest of your life."
The patient was shocked he went from taking no pills to having to take 8 pills everyday for the rest of his life.
"Doctor, am I going to live?
Am I going to be ok? How long do I have?"
"Just take these 8 pills, The yellow one first thing in the morning. The pharmacist will give you a complete schedule. Take 1 of them every couple of hours a day with a glass of water."
"But Doctor, :noway: 8?!!!!" "What's wrong with me?! Should I tell my wife? She'll be so alarmed. What am I going to tell her?"
"Yes, you'll be fine. It's a Rx for sugar pills. A placebo. You're not drinking enough water."
The doctor said to him, "Hmmm, this is serious, :frown: this is serious. You need to follow my advice and take these 8 pills for the rest of your life."
The patient was shocked he went from taking no pills to having to take 8 pills everyday for the rest of his life.
"Doctor, am I going to live?
Am I going to be ok? How long do I have?""Just take these 8 pills, The yellow one first thing in the morning. The pharmacist will give you a complete schedule. Take 1 of them every couple of hours a day with a glass of water."
"But Doctor, :noway: 8?!!!!" "What's wrong with me?! Should I tell my wife? She'll be so alarmed. What am I going to tell her?"
"Yes, you'll be fine. It's a Rx for sugar pills. A placebo. You're not drinking enough water."
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A patient went to the doctor and had a long list of complaints. After awhile, the doctor wrote up a Rx for 8 different types of pills.
The doctor said to him, "Hmmm, this is serious, :frown: this is serious. You need to follow my advice and take these 8 pills for the rest of your life."
The patient was shocked he went from taking no pills to having to take 8 pills everyday for the rest of his life.
"Doctor, am I going to live? Am I going to be ok? How long do I have?"
"Just take these 8 pills, The yellow one first thing in the morning. The pharmacist will give you a complete schedule. Take 1 of them every couple of hours a day with a glass of water."
"But Doctor, :noway: 8?!!!!" "What's wrong with me?! Should I tell my wife? She'll be so alarmed. What am I going to tell her?"
"Yes, you'll be fine. It's a Rx for sugar pills. A placebo. You're not drinking enough water."0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I need some pills!0
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Doh! :laugh:0
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