We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was into S&M... wanted me to beat him all the time!0
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He went to jail for battering his Ex0
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She was a chef and didn't like the way I battered! :-00
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He never shared his steak0
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I liked ribeye, she liked prime rib... tragedy!!0
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He always went out for Sushi and didn't invite me0
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Being around her made me constantly need a cold shower... I was waterlogged all the time!0
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Never liked to take hot bubble baths with me0
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Pruny
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Raisin hatter0
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His raisins were shrivelled
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She didn't like wrinkled raisins... I thought that's only way they came?.0
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She didn't like my big raisins0
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I didn't like raisins in my cookie
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Idk ...It still kill me0
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He had GIANT areolas and it made me giggle0
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She had peperoni areolas, they were huge!!1
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He had no nipples, was like having squish squish with an alien 0
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She called our Sexy time Squish Squish0
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She said she can do better0
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He wanted me to dress in his mom's clothes0
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she dressed like my mom0
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Her Mom called me a Harlot0
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We didn't see eye to eye on anything0
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She farts in her sleep then blames me0
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his breath and his farts smell the same0
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She didn't shave her armpits0
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The only thing she could smell was farts0
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his boyfriend wouldn't stop calling0
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She slept with my dad0
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