We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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My garden drove her nuts0
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Tried to prune my nuts1
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He didn't clean the bar0
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He bit me
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She didn't like me nibbling on her ear lobes0
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She wouldn't pay me a visit so I could nibble on her earlobes0
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He was more interested in selfies than me T_T1
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Everytime I nibbled on her ears I got a mouthful of ear wax1
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Too many holes in the walls from showing off the guns.
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I borrow the shades0
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she got rid of the jeans1
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he wore short magnum PI shorts0
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He spent to much time in the mirror and not with me0
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She didn't like to party 0
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He stole all my tank tops and leggings to wear to the gym0
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She called her tank tops "Wife beaters" ( really hate that term)0
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She called her wife beaters husband beaters0
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He wanted a husband0
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Her pipes were full of yeast0
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She was always jealous of my pipes1
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She had the sex drive of a rock1
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He always rathered sleeping with a rock0
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She didn't like Rock0
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I wasn't soft enough for her0
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She was too rough around the edges0
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I wasn't hard enough for her0
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He would call out someone else's name in bed0
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She liked digging her nails into my butt0
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He didn't like how passionate I was0
not true..I love that .. 
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