We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
Options
Replies
-
She always said 'HI!' reeeally close to my face. That's creepy, lady!0
-
She stared at me all night when I slept0
-
She got weirded out by my admiration0
-
she only gave her admiration to others0
-
She had pipes, I had guns, it was doomed right from the start0
-
She was mad when she couldn't beat me armwrestling0
-
I couldn't best her cause she hit me with her pipes. It hurt, I'm delicate0
-
cause he preferred goats0
-
She didn't let me cut her hair0
-
she was a poor kisser0
-
She was mean
0 -
She was controlling
0 -
Her feet felt like an alligators0
-
She was always crying crocodile tears1
-
She shaved my head while sleeping0
-
I wasn't attracted to her Mullet0
-
I was attracted to mullets0
-
We wore the same size Brassiere 0
-
she kept 'borrowing' my clothes!0
-
I came home early and caught him prancing around in my heels!
0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 392K Introduce Yourself
- 43.6K Getting Started
- 259.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 402 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 998 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions