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He only appreciated poetry that rhymes...0
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I always had to open jars and shitt for him0
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she had a *kitten* foul mouth1
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She was never in this reality1
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She thought she could handle a hercules0
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I don't like Greek Mythology.1
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Her Dragon fly would come to life at night and scare the BeGeezuz outta me!0
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She would give an Asprin a headache0
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I paint my chest at night with glow in the dark paint0
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He joined the Blue Man group and left me with the ten Kids he Fathered0
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She wanted to go on the Jerry Springer show0
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He used big words0
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She got mad when I used her skate to chop walnuts0
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She chopped my walnuts off to make me a woman0
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She wouldn't wax her chest1
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Said I was too young for her
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She accidently called me Mom more than once!0
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She'd rather me call her dad..... Awkward0
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She had daddy issues. :-00
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He made fun of MY daddy issues0
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He wouldn't take off his superman suit. Even before bedtime.0
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She kept saying that I was her big sugar daddy0
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No, I make my own dammmmmm money0
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I was too wild for HER!1
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she was too wild for me0
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she was always throwing her money in my face0
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I'm the right touch of wild.0
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naked haircuts were not allowed0
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wouldn't let me touch her wild!0
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He's too touchy0
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