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We broke up because...
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He refuses to teach me the dance he had created0
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therunningstan?0
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She always wore star wars hats and shirts and would hit me with a plastic light saber0
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He always thought I was a woman.0
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He was always trying on my heels0
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She thought I called her a peasant0
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He was a pleasant peasant who are pheasant. Way to high maintenance0
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She was a poet and didn't know it!0
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Had bad toenail fungus0
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Kevin would listen0
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Never understood me0
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He spoke Pig Latin0
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Called me a pig in latin0
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Porcus erat!!!0
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See what I mean1
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He was mean alright!!!0
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She was always on her high horse0
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She was always High!0
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She didn't like my homemade pizza0
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I don't like Pizza!0
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She didn't like my glasses0
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He hated my third leg0
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It spat on me
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He played the lute. Who plays the lite these days0
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He was intimidated by the cucumbers I grew0
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She ate someone elses cucumber0
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He was more like a string bean
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was more like a string bean
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I thought she was hot. Found out *he* was just small.0
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