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We broke up because...
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She wore out my Elf DVD0
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He had an elf fetish0
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She had an anal fetish0
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Not into anal anything. No touchy mine.... don't ask for me to touchy yours ..... eeeewwwwwwww
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Just because I liked things tidy and in order, she called me Anal!1
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Her bum was perkier than mine0
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I slapped her bum.
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Stuck her tongue out at me1
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He wouldn't stick out his tongue at me.
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Her tongue was sticking in the wrong places
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I put my tongue in that wrong place one time!!2
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SuperStampede wrote: »I put my tongue in that wrong place one time!! ..he didn't brush his teeth after that ^^ 1
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She wanted me to brush and floss 3x... DURING sexy time!!0
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He flossed with my g-string2
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Uhm, yeah!! .... and the problem was!?! LoL!
My teeth would always get caught in her g string!2 -
Lol.. chewed on my underwear1
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I am STILL trying to see the problem here!! :-D
Always wanted to take her undies off before dinner... it was too exciting to bear!!0 -
SuperStampede wrote: »I am STILL trying to see the problem here!! :-D
Always wanted to take her undies off before dinner... it was too exciting to bear!!
Pfft ..he knew I never wore undies..he was just excited all the time ..wutt!! Wait!! Come back0 -
He ignored my sleep texts0
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So I forgot to double check my cut and pasted message once. He's so sensitive about his name geez0
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He hated my sideburns0
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Her eyebrows connected, it was like dating the cookie monster1
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He had extra nipples, couldn't keep up with the type of foreplay he wanted ..was like *kitten* a cow0
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had something against the cows0
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He always liked the bottom. Couldn't understand why?0
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All she wanted to do was watch baseball and I wanted to hit a home run0
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Kept telling him he had to round all the bases first before going straight to home plate!0
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Didn't want to go straight home0
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I thought baseball was a boring sport0
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She wouldn't let me round third base0
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