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We broke up because...
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He couldn't find third base , he wasn't experienced0
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Because she said she didn't like baseball but still references baseball1
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She wouldn't touch my bat0
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He was always too busy with his bat...he never had time for me.0
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I'm Bat man0
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She always said I was blind as a bat. It hurt my feelings.0
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He ate the last of the ice cream.0
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She wouldn't let me use the whip cream on her b/c she wanted it on her cake0
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He wouldn't let me have my cake and eat it too!0
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She ate too much cake0
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He called me a Fatty0
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Living in a mansion with a rich cougar0
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Me or you?0
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She kept giving me blue balls0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Me or you?
Me, you're in the camper. lol0 -
Was livin it up with his Cougar while me and the 6 kiddos were stuck in a camper eating ramen and government cheese0
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She stole my mistress.0
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She was TPT. Trailer park trash. lol
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He labelled everything and everyone0
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Her spike heels were marking up the floors...wait a minute , why DID I break up with her ?!
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His floors were the most important thing in his life.0
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Her legs were twice as long as mine!0
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She would always lick her thumb and straighten out my eyebrows...0
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His uni brow was out of control0
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She seasoned all my meals with Tums to prevent my acid reflux...0
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He found what those little blue "Tums" really were!0
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She discovered that my mistress also found out what those little blue tums really were...0
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What???!!! He has a Mistress! :0
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