We broke up because...
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I only did that after she left me a few drops of milk for my cereal. Pay backs....0
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was obsessed with her puffs1
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She was obsessed with someone else's "Puffs"0
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she didn't want me to mention her puffs in public0
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She dreamed in color while my dreams were merely in black and white...0
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He used all my makeup0
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She ate all my peanut butter0
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He locked up foods. Seemed a bit odd0
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She never let me taste her cookies0
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he spend all day eating my cookies0
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I can't eat sugar0
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she didnt let me have sugar!0
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He was always wearing pink skirts0
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We fought over legwarmers, booty shorts, everything0
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I needed my own booty shorts0
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When he wore my shorts they got stretched out in certain places.0
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saggy booty shorts can kill a relationship big time.0
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I would never say that. I said shaggy..lol0
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He said he was Shaggy, um well you had one thing right, you were hairy shaggy.0
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She hated my giant balls0
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Her balls were bigger than mine!0
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We didn't. ..still happy0
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Her toe jam smelled like swiss cheese0
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Always trying to get her fingers into my privatest place1
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He was getting too finger happy1
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unsure why0
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1Wildthang wrote: »He was getting too finger happy
LOL!! I'm calling BS... there is NO SUCH thing, @1Wildthang !! Your lying... why'd we break up!?! :-(1 -
He loved 6 others no love left for me0
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She didn't believe in the phrase "sharing is caring"...0
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He cared for 4 of our neighbours and they are now all pregnant0
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