We broke up because...
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            I only did that after she left me a few drops of milk for my cereal. Pay backs....0
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            was obsessed with her puffs1
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            She was obsessed with someone else's "Puffs"0
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            she didn't want me to mention her puffs in public0
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            She dreamed in color while my dreams were merely in black and white...0
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            He used all my makeup0
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            She ate all my peanut butter0
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            He locked up foods. Seemed a bit odd0
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            She never let me taste her cookies0
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            he spend all day eating my cookies0
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            I can't eat sugar0
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            she didnt let me have sugar!0
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            He was always wearing pink skirts0
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            We fought over legwarmers, booty shorts, everything0
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            I needed my own booty shorts0
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            When he wore my shorts they got stretched out in certain places.
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            saggy booty shorts can kill a relationship big time.0
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            I would never say that. I said shaggy..lol0
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            He said he was Shaggy, um well you had one thing right, you were hairy shaggy.0
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            She hated my giant balls0
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            Her balls were bigger than mine!0
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            We didn't. ..still happy
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            Her toe jam smelled like swiss cheese0
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            Always trying to get her fingers into my privatest place
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            He was getting too finger happy

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            unsure why0
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            1Wildthang wrote: »He was getting too finger happy


LOL!! I'm calling BS... there is NO SUCH thing, @1Wildthang !! Your lying... why'd we break up!?! :-(1 - 
            He loved 6 others
  no love left for me                        0 - 
            She didn't believe in the phrase "sharing is caring"...0
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            He cared for 4 of our neighbours and they are now all pregnant
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