We broke up because...
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She was my kryptonite!!0
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He was my Crack
and Crack is wack!0 -
She wanted to whack my crack all the time!! My bum got sore!1
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
He said he wanted it rough, but couldn't handle a little spanking!0 -
She wanted to spank her ex0
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I wanted to Spank my Ex and she thought that was a bad thing!
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My legs were like vienna sausage stumps compared to hers0
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She never cooked, cleaned or did the laundry. What a slob!!1
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All he wanted was a maid0
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She was always running around0
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He wanted me to stay in one position0
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Was too concentrated on positions!!!!0
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see? talking and fussing all about positions again! LOL0
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Always running everywhere0
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Her boots were made for walking and that's just what she did0
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His head looked like a giant football0
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She never liked Stewie0
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She wouldn't ever let me tackle her0
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She told me to never touch her, let alone tackle her.0
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she was one tough mudder0
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Preferred Cool Whip over Reddi Whip0
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Threw me in the mud at every opportunity0
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would never let me eat the cherry.0
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He always had this strange British accent even though he was born and raised in Detroit0
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She never knew where she wanted to go on vacation.0
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wouldn't move to be with me0
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He thought he was long haul but I thought he was a shortstop0
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He was 3 ft tall0
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She didn't like me kneeling.0
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He was a little young for me0
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