We broke up because...

MJFSH

He liked men more than women

liftorgohome

She wouldn't let me join in with her and her friend

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

He didn't like me for who I am - a male...

AliNouveau

He was way too cute

Kintsugi_Haikyo

He wanted John Malkovich, and I'm more Harrison Ford.

ericaknight1995

He lied about being Harrison Ford.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

I was more of a planner while he was more of a live in the moment type of guy...

AliNouveau

He had schedule everywhere. I got tired of them

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She brought out a side of me that I was inexperienced at...

TonyB0588

Svanel wrote: »

he didn't know how to text

Just imagine you'd lived 35 years ago before texting was even invented. Then you would've needed a different excuse to break up.

slimgirljo15

His wife wouldn't share

pitbull603

She couldn't handle my rugged lifestyle

slimgirljo15

Said he was a pitbull but was really more chihuahua

FabulousFantasticFifty

She got upset when I brought home the wrong size sausages

ericaknight1995

She's secretly a grizzly bear.

1Wildthang

She doesn't like grizzly bears

FabulousFantasticFifty

Those hand prints wouldn't wash off and it was really embarrassing at my Mammogram appt.

1Wildthang

She didn't want me touching her

FabulousFantasticFifty

she was always trying to touch me in public

Motorsheen

she got smart.

slimgirljo15

Never, ever ever did we

Motorsheen

that's right!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was still with the Ex
Two timer!!!

ericaknight1995

She married my ex.

TaraTaraTara76

Cheater!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her dog was always watching us

SuperStampede

I had the feeling her *kitten* was always starring at me!

slimgirljo15

We did?.. first I knew

FabulousFantasticFifty

Looney...Thought she was Lois Lane!

SouthernCurves91

She wanted to be Lana Lang