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We broke up because...
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Oh no... You're staying too!
One big Happy Superman Sandwich!
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Yessss she still luvs me
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Her digo ate our baby!!0
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He wanted triplets...0
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She wanted children.0
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I can't have anymore children.
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She couldn't put a bun in my oven1
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I can't be step mom to 15 kids1
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I've done the stepmom thing. It's complete hell! 0
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Her dragonfly distracted me from her nipples1
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She was always looking at other peoplesTattoos0
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She made fun of my *kitten* tattoos0
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He had a Tramp Stamp of a hairless kitten!
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She didn't respect my tramp stamp that said Exit Only!0
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Lol It was the one that said "This side up" that disturbed me!0
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I could ever get her to turn over... pure vanilla whoopee with her0
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He wanted to do this thing... hanging from the chandelier.... it seemed much to dangerous... I could burn my *kitten* on the light bulbs!!0
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He was always somewhere else0
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i tried, i really did. But i just couldnt handle all those, southern curves.0
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He couldn't handle the booty0
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She made me take my Christmas tree down because it was March. 0
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She was always confused about the seasons0
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She wouldn't celebrate Halloween with me in the summer.0
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Her costumes were a little too much0
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She like Christmas a little too much... the Christmas - light bondage was over the top!0
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He never liked being tied down0
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She tied me down and then left.0
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Felt I was smothering her. (and she hates me)0
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He's was smothering0
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She ate smothered burritos all the time.0
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