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We broke up because...
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Her shoes were too tiny we couldn't share0
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She ate all my Doritos0
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Accuses me of eating thing so didn't. Imma cheetos kinda gal he knew that0
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She ate all my cheetos.0
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She was always buying junk food!0
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had moves like jagger0
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She said I was no longer Sweet!
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She started to be a little rough.0
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I need a man0
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I actually don't think we did1
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She stole my glasses0
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She couldn't see where she was "Going"
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Her skirts never fully covered her penis1
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She got pregnant and I just had a gut feeling it wasn't mine0
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I shaved her hair into a mohawk when she was asleep0
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I couldn't handle his nip piercings0
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He gave me a Brazilian while I was sleeping!0
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I stayed away from Brazil! 0
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She never wanted to go south of the border0
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Brewers drop every night
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He ran off to Mexico with a Senorita named Guadelupe0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Brewers drop every night
I don't even know what that is, Jo, but you make it sound sexy... let's stay together!!
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He would never shave my name in his chest hair0
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She didn't like my chest hair! 0
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I thought she wanted it shaved in my back hair!0
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SuperStampede wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Brewers drop every night
I don't even know what that is, Jo, but you make it sound sexy... let's stay together!!
Brewers droop means..too much alcohol so you can't get it up
Ok deal , lets not break up
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I promise to make my droop work for you, Jo!!2
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I don't think I wanna break up after all! 0
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She wanted someone else
broke my heart 0
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