We broke up because...

1Wildthang

I roasted chestnuts on the first date.

Dyl1789

She roasted my chestnuts on the first date

FabulousFantasticFifty

His chestnuts were already cooked!

slimgirljo15

Nuts , nuts, nuts was all shetalked about

bruby28

She only liked squirells nuts

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was lacking thereof

SuperStampede

when I said I may have to leave her, she said don't let the door hit ya, where the Lord split ya!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted to leave me

ericaknight1995

I'm allergic to chestnuts.

SuperStampede

It's kinda what the thread is about, so yeah, there is that... :-)

SuperStampede

ericaknight1995 wrote: »

I'm allergic to chestnuts.

My nuts caused her to break out in hives!

bruby28

He was born with a tiny tail

SuperStampede

She never wanted to pet my squirrel!

slimgirljo15

He was born with no male parts *shiver *

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always walking around with her tail in the air!

ericaknight1995

She wouldn't worship Satan with me.

bruby28

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He was born with no male parts *shiver *

I love the shiver lol

bruby28

ericaknight1995 wrote: »

She wouldn't worship Satan with me.

Lmao

LonniJay

The surgery didn't quite work and I'm no lezzy

SojournerThirteen

I was too much man for her comfort level

liftorgohome

He was always sword fighting with other men

littlewolf3785

He thought his sword moves were better than any one in the land.

AliNouveau

She'd always howl at the moon when I wanted to sleep.

liftorgohome

She would always eat brown beans before bed and then fart in her sleep and stink up the room

MJFSH

And he thought that was a bad thing!

liftorgohome

She kept giving me dutch ovens and said it was b/c she was dutch. I didn't buy it!

Susannahwlj

He didn't buy me things

bruby28

The librarian look no longer did it for me

liftorgohome

She didn't make enough money being a librarian.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought I was his Sugar Momma