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We broke up because...
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I roasted chestnuts on the first date.0
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She roasted my chestnuts on the first date0
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His chestnuts were already cooked!
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Nuts , nuts, nuts was all shetalked about0
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She only liked squirells nuts0
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She was lacking thereof0
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when I said I may have to leave her, she said don't let the door hit ya, where the Lord split ya!!0
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He wanted to leave me
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I'm allergic to chestnuts.0
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It's kinda what the thread is about, so yeah, there is that... :-)0
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ericaknight1995 wrote: »I'm allergic to chestnuts.
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He was born with a tiny tail0
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She never wanted to pet my squirrel!0
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He was born with no male parts *shiver *1
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She was always walking around with her tail in the air!0
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She wouldn't worship Satan with me.1
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He was born with no male parts *shiver *
I love the shiver lol1 -
ericaknight1995 wrote: »She wouldn't worship Satan with me.
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The surgery didn't quite work and I'm no lezzy1
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I was too much man for her comfort level
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He was always sword fighting with other men0
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He thought his sword moves were better than any one in the land.0
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She'd always howl at the moon when I wanted to sleep.0
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She would always eat brown beans before bed and then fart in her sleep and stink up the room0
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And he thought that was a bad thing!0
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She kept giving me dutch ovens and said it was b/c she was dutch. I didn't buy it!0
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He didn't buy me things0
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The librarian look no longer did it for me0
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She didn't make enough money being a librarian.0
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Thought I was his Sugar Momma0
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