I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Drunk and locked in a room

I was...wait...who...howd i get here

Did I trip you?

30 days in county jail..in a pink jump suit with a cellmate named butch grinning oddly at me....

With a pork in my teeth

Biting him

Chomp chomp

Saving him from slaughter

Body painting with whipped cream every night except Saturday.

Sore lol

Being put through my paces lol (make of that what you will)

Heartbroken & alone, drowning my sorrows in Hershey chocolate syrup.

Stealing the chocolate and drinking the wine

Sad he took away the wine

Participating the revolution of a small South American republic. We both received cabinet positions, but I was later tried for the crime of owning too many purses & shoes at taxpayer expense, and he abandoned me to my fate. His new girlfriend had the same size feet, and appreciated my taste in shoes, so I heard.