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      Uber driver
    • Posts: 838 Member
      talks so much shizza she has to wear those boots to wade through....
    • Posts: 15,688 Member
      She never smiles :)
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      She's not a very sweet lady :)
    • Posts: 3,083 Member
      A shy Norwegian boat Captain that spends all his time fishing and drinking.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      Well, about him -- a couple of things. One, he's never been able to sleep inside the house -- he only likes to sleep in a field of long grass, which he has meticulously trampled a bed in, just so. Also, when he drinks alone -- he prefers to be by himself. Very strange...
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      She sleeps in the hayloft in our barn
    • Posts: 3,083 Member
      edited September 2017
      She is 4,3", has a smiley face tattoo across her back...is a habitual big toe sucker....makes her a hit at parties.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      Makes a very special Christmas drink for friends & family -- PIGGNOGG!
    • Posts: 3,083 Member
      Wears a bacon skirt on those "good" dates
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      I can see the future -- he will earn millions of dollars from an invention that allows drivers to administer electric shocks to tailgaters. I'm putting in my order now...
    • Posts: 8,436 Member
      Dose the Haka in her neighbours driveway every morning
    • Posts: 2,239 Member
      Writes mfp poetry for all the ladies
    • Posts: 52 Member
      Is really a man
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    • Posts: 2,239 Member
      Hes still there...buffet style ...letting food settle for round 765
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      finny11122 wrote: »
      Dose the Haka in her neighbours driveway every morning

      Oh, how I wish this one wasn't a lie!
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      jkou77 wrote: »
      Hes still there...buffet style ...letting food settle for round 765

      She never buys toilet paper or soap, just steals it from public restrooms.
    • Posts: 3,083 Member
      Has a lama fettish and will often spit on people for no apparent reason
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Also has a fetish but it has to do with a rolling pin, mushroom , 2 snails and some rope
    • Posts: 3,083 Member
      Has several tongue prosthetics. Several forked and one fuzzy. It tickles!
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Is a stripper, performs at hens nights. His stage name ..is The Porkinator..
    • Posts: 3,083 Member
      Hey! That's our private nickname, squeeze-box!

      Makes self-help YouTube videos on how to braid backhair.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He's extremely cocky! Sometimes people just have to say to him: Mr. Pigstuff -- who do you think you are?
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      She has a secret massage parlor she uses for spending money and paying her college loans back with
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He goes all over town pretending to put money in tip jars, but actually taking some out. He's using the money to finance his basket weaving apprenticeship with one of the great masters.
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      In actuality, I'm replacing the Fun Factory tokes she's been swapping out for quarters
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      Every year on the first day of spring, he dresses in a tutu and takes his faithful hound dog out to parade the neighborhood tossing tulips to one and all.
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      She a geneticist working on creating the perfect man and woman for her Garden of Suzreen
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      He is the perfect man Suzreen engineered

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