It was all fun and games till..
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Avocado_Angel wrote: »You emptied my bank account & life savings
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You took off your socks and shoes0
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You got that jelly bean stuck0
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You asked for a rim job0
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you smoked all my kush1
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you choked me outside the bedroom.2
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You stopped breathing1
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you found out I have no *kitten*1
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You gave me food poisoning.0
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Your body rejected the donor *kitten*0
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....I seen it.0
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Till you asked me if I like golden showers0
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All the oompa loompas started escaping0
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Would look longingly into my eyes and say: "I see dead people".0
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You wouldn't let me share you with my bestie2
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When we danced closely for the first time I realised the lady was a dude!0
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until your daughter came home and I recognized her from the night before.0
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Avocado_Angel wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »You emptied my bank account & life savings
Good one! This happened to me!
noooooo way. Who did it
An ex, after we broke up.0 -
one of you side chicks started stalking me1
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I found out you only date high school chicks0
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I realized it wasn't a mask0
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