We broke up because...
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She reminds me of her Ex's ex Lover
i dont like red heads after all0 -
She didn't like redheads0
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He'd always turn his back to me0
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She called my family Freaks0
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becuase i thought you were a dude at first0
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sheepingly wrote: »becuase i thought you were a dude at first
Lol0 -
She had a crazy stalker0
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you lied about me being your first0
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Jamison_Purry wrote: »you lied about me being your first
you were just a *kitten* boyfriend0 -
because you have the recipe for ice.0
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you werent the woman i thought you were0
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He kept calling me Susanne my name is Linda
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Hi Susanne, errrr I m Linda0
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He started making me sew buttons on his shirts0
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Because she did it when my shirt was on... and she wasn't that good..... now I have blood stains on my shirt. ;-)0
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But she did kiss my booboos... oh wait.. is she a vampire?0
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Lol! He was always talking to himself then answering himself back!0
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hey i didnt even know we broke up damn well i guess we broke up because of her inability to communicate women ugh1
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he pooped himself0
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Shee was always saying "baaaahhh"0
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because she got mad i kept throwing my wet towels from the shower on the floor0
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Total slob! ;p0
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The sex was so good it hurt
Two redheads in one bed is just too much.2 -
because two redheads is like overdosing on xtacy and i couldnt handle2
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She didn't respect my curfew...0
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Because she didn't bring a compass0
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he was too short0
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My sugar daddy didn't die yet
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Because she didn't tell me what sheepingly was.0
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he refused to button his shirt at my grandma's funeral0
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