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We broke up because...
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Thehardmakesitworthit wrote: »he refused to button his shirt at my grandma's funeral
She didn't give me a flannel shirt to wear.
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He thought he could be a Lumberjack0
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I wanted to... I did have a buttered scones for tea today... it is Wednesday after all.
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False advertising. .he wasnt Randy
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she said i spent too much time in the gym0
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The love muscle never got a workout
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LOL!
I didn't have the right kind of muscle0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »The love muscle never got a workout
you are so wrong lmao no we broke up because you kept saying you were tired0 -
Jamison_Purry wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »The love muscle never got a workout
you are so wrong lmao no we broke up because you kept saying you were tired
Pfft..I said tired of missionary ..wouldn't add any new moves to his repetoire0 -
Was always speaking French and hated my moves0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Jamison_Purry wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »The love muscle never got a workout
you are so wrong lmao no we broke up because you kept saying you were tired
Pfft..I said tired of missionary ..wouldn't add any new moves to his repetoire
i do need some yoga in my life.0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Was always speaking French and hated my moves
She couldn't understand Australian ..
Ok ..we didn't split up..he gained some new moves ..0 -
Was doing Naked Yoga with Jamison0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Was doing Naked Yoga with Jamison
it was a game of twister we told you you could join geesh0 -
I failed at naked twister0
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She was always sniffing me0
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She smelled like gain laundry detergent.
She made me sneeze0 -
She dumped out all my detergent0
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She didn't know how to wear mascara... Spider legs eesh0
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She had a pet spider. There were webs everywhere0
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My pets creeped her out0
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She wasn't the wind beneath my wings0
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He would fart in bed and then hold my head underneath the covers0
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Didn't understand the greatness of a dutch oven0
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Lethal dutch oven..I died0
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Her brains were too delicious0
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I woke up one nite to her staring at me. I couldn't sleep after that and went mildly insane0
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She went insane0
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He disappeared one stormy night0
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I managed to crawl out of her basement0
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