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We broke up because...
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She liked spanking me with the spatula when I was sleeping and it hurt0
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She hid my protein scoop. Not cool
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She liked spanking me with the spatula when I was sleeping and it hurt
Never heard you complain in your sleep to stop.__twisted__ wrote: »She hid my protein scoop. Not cool
Had to when he hid all my chocolate from me.0 -
she kept and continues to make fun of my balls0
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I heard funny things about his balls!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I heard funny things about his balls!
She thought I was too shady0 -
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I found out about his shady side0
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My teeny tiny bump in my Lycra0
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Dude talks about the Lycra bump waaaay too much!0
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We had different interpretations of the meaning of a contact extension...0
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you catfished me0
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He had a problem of walking into walls0
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Raquel_Mama wrote: »He had a problem of walking into walls
it was a mirror with your reflection0 -
Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »He didn't like my dogs
they kept humping my leg0 -
He changed his profile pic every couple of hours, I never knew what to expect0
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gotta change it up on ya
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That's how he tried to hide all of his philandering0
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Didn't want to relocate to my state0
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Never realized that "State of confusion" is not a physical location for the rest of us...
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Never ever breaking up
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Wouldn't ever leave stan0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Never ever breaking upFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Wouldn't ever leave stan
I'd knit...
... have just about as much of a chance of knitting as I would being alone with either of these fine ladies...
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standenvernet wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Never ever breaking upFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Wouldn't ever leave stan
I'd knit...
... have just about as much of a chance of knitting as I would being alone with either of these fine ladies...
Wanted to knit wile I stood naked in front of him..guess he wasn't interested
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Buried me in the snow.....Then went home.0
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He never wants to take me sledding anymore...idk why???0
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Left the stove on for too long in the igloo0
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Never gave me Eskimo kisses anymore0
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Kept the thermostat way too low.0
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She wouldn't turn on the AC in the 90 degree weather0
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