We broke up because...
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She was annoyed by my lisp...0
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She didn't like my cooking
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He always burned the Ramen0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He always burned the Ramen
She thought my homemade noodles was ramen.0 -
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He was all about Coconut until I asked for a Piña Colada!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was all about Coconut until I asked for a Piña Colada!
Wouldn't let me rub her down with coconut oil0 -
Lies!!!!! He was trying to use Peanut oil...I was allergic!0
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He was working on someone else's plumbing0
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She caught me talking to @pekovic_m again.0
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She preferred listening to Pearl Jam while I was more into Nirvana...
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He was Pen Paling Courtney Love and I found the photos the exchanged
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She was going to get me into deep trouble!0
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I found out the kids werent mine0
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Didn’t realize I had been referring to goats as “kids”0
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was always gone on a deployment0
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His mannerisms were so uptight i couldnt get freaky0
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Found out I was violating OPSEC talking about my deployments.0
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Went a-wall during a tdy to stay with his lover0
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Reported me for violating UCMJ Article 120
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They couldnt make a propper dry martini..0
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Found I’m a dude...0
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He liked martinis0
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Wouldn’t make room in her hammock0
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That time he walked into the bedroom wearing a Banana Hammock
I still can't erase that picture from my mind!!!0 -
Hamock is code for speedos. And mine was bigger0
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she always kept her phone on silent0
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He was always trying to call other girls0
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Found out she was a call girl0
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