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@MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

@Caporegiem can you explain a 401K to me? I mean, I know what it is obviously, but can you explain it, like you're talking to a child.

I most certainly can, think of it as mutant cookies. What is a mutant cookie you say? It's a cookie that gets put away in an R2D2 cookie jar and you can't open that cookie jar until you're old. Sounds terrible right? No! While in the R2D2 cookie jar, the mutant cookie grows over the years and forms more mutant cookies. As you continue adding your own mutant cookies to this jar, the newly formed mutant cookies grow faster and faster. You do this for many years until you get to 59-1/2 years old, where you can then take the cookies out of the R2D2 cookie jar. If done right you'll be taking way more cookies out of the R2D2 cookie jar than you put in. Of course the government loves cookies so they're going to take a portion of them, but you'll still have enough left to trade them in for an RV and a fanny pack. Enjoy retirement!