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She stole all my suites0
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He gave em to me0
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Has googly eyes for me0
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So not cute0
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Has a collection of eyes floating in jars in his basement.0
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Sadlyinwar wrote: »Has a collection of eyes floating in jars in his basement.
Likes tellin my secrets0 -
Is an exotic dancer on Saturdays, jumps out of cakes0
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Licks cake icing off me when i jump out cakes0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Is an exotic dancer on Saturdays, jumps out of cakes
Usually hires a group of exotic dancers for her amusement0 -
Wants me to be her personal stripper0
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jcstevens86 wrote: »Licks cake icing off me when i jump out cakes
Hey..that was our secret ..
Lapdances for a living0 -
Loves my lap dances0
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Has all my money
down his thong 0 -
Needs to budget0
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Gives me all her singles in my thong0
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Payed me in fake currency0
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Has my handprint on his *kitten*0
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Loves the taste of my vanilla0
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Known to cause a woody or 20
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Run away and joined the circus aged 60
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jcstevens86 wrote: »Known to cause a woody or 2
Have you seen her?.. thats not a lie silly
Just had 4 burgers, 3 shakes and a pineapple for breakfast1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »
No i javent lol0 -
Plays with her food0
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Wants to feed me grapes0
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Snorts washing powder to clean his sinuses0
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Sells me soap powder and tells me its her personal stash0
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True story ^^ :laugh: suckerrrrr0
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Installed hidden cams in my shower0
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jcstevens86 wrote: »Installed hidden cams in my shower
Ughh again..not a lie
Has an 8" forked tongue0
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