We broke up because...
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My squats werent as good as hers1
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Dude curled in the squat rack. Geez0
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Doesnt like my gym apparel1
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She kept crop dusting me while I was lifting1
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Lifted all day at the gym, but wouldn't lift a finger at home!0
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Nag, nag , nag.. all she ever did0
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Took my lunch money0
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he liked men0
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She called me gay1
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He never smiled or made eye contact with me0
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Refused to shower naked0
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Always left the butter half churned....if you know what i mean.0
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They were too promiscuous for my prudish tastes0
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Was too demanding0
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I couldn't satisfy her intellectual needs or any other needs for that matter...0
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He was unsatisfactory!
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She was unsavory0
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He called me bitter and bland!0
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She Skerred me!
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She glowed in the dark0
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Isn't it obvious!? I wasn't thinking straight!!1
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idk... He said something about not being straight???
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Lol...because I was so misunderstood!
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She kept tickling my feet0
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He only spoke Bumpanese0
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