We broke up because...
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All she did was sit on the couch all day0
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He wasn't my type0
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He tried hooking up with my mother and aunts0
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momoftwins985 wrote: »He tried hooking up with my mother and aunts
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he was too hairy0
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He cheated on me with some girl on Craigslist0
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She shopped too much0
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because i couldnt lift as much as her!0
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Because she lifted more than me0
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because i put kryptonite in his morning cereal0
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She only wanted me for my strength0
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she wanted to shave my legs so they were as long and sensual as hers......no go dude!1
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Was always calling me "Dude"1
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least I wasn't calling you "the Duke"0
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Tried to say I walked bowlegged0
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my legs werent as shapely!0
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Drank my whiskey0
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He drank moonshine0
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Nexflixed and chilled way too much0
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he talked on the phone too much0
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he stole my phone!0
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she made wild accusations about me!0
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We broke up?0
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he would never wear shoes0
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She kept stealing my shoes0
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she was also accusing of strange things!0
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She was paranoid0
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Wanted me barefoot as well!0
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Don't even want to get into it...0
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