We broke up because...

Thehardmakesitworthit

wouldnt let me braid his beard with beads

robertgspeed1606

He braided my beard with beads while I was sleeping

liftorgohome

She wouldn't shave her legs and they had more hair than mine

AliNouveau

she refused to wear shoes and feets are icky

liftorgohome

She wouldn't play with me on the ice

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MzIrish

His mood was always changing. Couldn't figure him out

liftorgohome

She spent more time with her dog than with me.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

He was really into sudoku and I was more of a crossword puzzle guy...

ryanthegreat314

I got the clap

Linlou125

He told me I wasn't pretty enough

ryanthegreat314

She took my jokes seriously

shoppingmaniac1986

I didn’t want to share lipstick

Linlou125

He wouldn't wear purple nail polish

ryanthegreat314

Kept calling me by her ex boyfriends name

Dyl1789

she thought the bed displays at home depot meant that we could use them for sex

CutieGirl79

he drank too much gin

CutieGirl79

because he was in denile

Dyl1789

She withheld alcohol from me as she was in denial

CutieGirl79

everytime he texted me, he kept referring to me as his "Sweet Sweet Pile Of Melted Lollipopo Goo!"

Fit4Anarchy

She never believed me when I said the midget river men were taunting me! I was so frightened!!

slimgirljo15

Cried a lot ..

Fit4Anarchy

She wouldn't accept my best friend Noombibypie who just happened to be a miniature giraffe....

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't take his medication lol

Fit4Anarchy

Lol, she was questioning my sanity!!

jamesakrobinson

I used to go to school with her parents and they were really peeved.

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't let me sleep, a girl needs some rest ya know

Fit4Anarchy

She could never understand why i could be found roaming the streets naked at 2:30am...come to think of it I can't understand why either....

CutieGirl79

he wouldnt let me paint his car pretty pink

FabulousFantasticFifty

I look terrible in Pink! I sure ain't riding in a Pink Car!