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She became a sex toy sales rep and had to demonstrate the toys.0
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liftorgohome wrote: »She became a sex toy sales rep and had to demonstrate the toys.
I damaged him with one of my toys
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Don't know why.........I just really want Her back.1
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hairqueen101 wrote: »Don't know why.........I just really want Her back.
Yessss *arms open* reunited
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I turned her into a lesbien1
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Caught him doing things to a blow up crocodile 1
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Oh I don't like crocodiles
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She kept molesting my croc0
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She wasn't a real blond0
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She kept wearing my shirts0
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she took all my shirts0
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She did her vanishing food act on my sushi0
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Wouldn't share his sushi0
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Wanted me to share my sushi0
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Would never buy me Sushi
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She ate all the sushi!0
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He was stealing my meds.0
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happimess1 wrote: »went with our gardener for a couple's massage
He said we were picking out flowers!!0 -
gave me too much time0
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She made me feel inadequate by beating all my best lifts.0
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He called out the wrong name ..0
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would always call me the wrong name0
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sold my engagement ring0
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Pawned my guitars to buy beanie babies0
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cuz he didn't want babies with me0
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She wanted babies but refused to practice making them0
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he forgot i picked him up at the sperm donour clinic1
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She was on the Lamb.0
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She kept insisting I wear pink nail polish on my fingers and toes. I do not wear nail polish 1
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