We broke up because...
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She didnt think that was sexy!0
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She wouldnt leave the house without lipstick0
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wanted me to wear her lipstick0
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Didn't like my kisses0
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Would never hug me0
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when I hugged her she would never let go0
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he refused to kiss for an hour!1
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She was addicted to Grand Theft Auto0
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she wanted to reenact grand theft auto in real life0
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She had a crush on Mario and Luigi0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She had a crush on Mario and Luigi
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Dumped me for two pudgy, short Italians0
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Didn't like my Sexy time vocals0
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Didn't make enough sound effects0
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Didn't like my sexy time faces either! LOL0
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Never showered with me0
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Kept burning holes in the coffee table with his roaches0
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He didn't like my Irish coffee0
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She didn't like my baileys and coffee0
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Kept stealing my croc0
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Was always crashing the weights1
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He moves to fast for me0
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She couldn't keep up with me0
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He wouldn’t save me in the pool0
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Can't imagine any reason I would break up with her0
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He called me fat all the time0
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Wasn't good with accepting the truth0
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