We broke up because...

CutieGirl79

would only buy me sweat pants for anniversary gifts

SojournerThirteen

Wanted us to sleep in separate beds

MzIrish

he was always sleeping in someone else's bed

CutieGirl79

she made me sleep in a cardboard box all the time

jamesakrobinson

The IV drip of allergy meds to offset the cats was making me woozy.

slimgirljo15

Drug addict.. was so bad he started snorting washing powder

jamesakrobinson

She stopped buying the laundry detergent I like.

CutieGirl79

he quit wearing clean clothes because of his snorting washing powder problems

Mike_take2

Over obsessive about the laundry

SojournerThirteen

Was obsessed with the scent of my clean laundry

MzIrish

He never cleaned his own laundry

bigjuicy1234

She shrunk all my laundry

MzIrish

he never wanted me to do his laundry

BigDougie1211

She wasn't ACTUALLY Irish

liftorgohome

He complained too much

AliNouveau

He didn't ever complain in fact he never even spoke

taco_inspector

I didn't even look; she dumped me anyway

jaimydude

She ate her peas one at a time but she scooped her corn niblets. So vexing!

Rottweiler17

She kept eating all her peas and ate her corn one at a time

Egger29

He had Dog Breath

Rottweiler17

Bc he ate eggs

gabrielle3194

They exclusively ate dog food.

Egger29

She caught me with 3193 other Gabrielles

taco_inspector

Dude totally stretched-out all my cool tee shirts ... (and left the seat up!)

Rottweiler17

Bc he took before and after pics

bigjuicy1234

Kept licking himself

taco_inspector

Is just so jealous that he can't lick himself...

AliNouveau

Too much writing on his t shirts

CutieGirl79

she refused to lend me razors to shave my legs

jamesakrobinson

Damned razors were always so dull from her using them on her legs that my face looked like I got in a fight with a cat every morning.