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We broke up because...
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I kept seeing doubles of him and it got too confusing0
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He said 'It's either me or the nachos.' I chose the nachos.0
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He was having coffee with another guy! B@stard!0
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He wouldn't let me adopt a ferret.
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Would never take her turn as spotter0
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Loved the boat more than me
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A boat is a hole in the water that you spend your life trying to plug with money... and it still required less attention than him.0
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he spent every weekend at the lake and never invited me0
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She really WAS Catwoman! All 472 of them!1
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You sat on my sunglasses
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Brought home crabs..not the eating variety 1
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Didn't like sea food0
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There’s was always something fishy going on..0
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She never wanted to ride my waves0
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I've always found that one pair of testes in any of my relationships is plenty.0
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Plays pocket ball too much in public0
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He would always chase me from the gym just because I wouldn't lift with him!0
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She couldn't deal with the fact that I rode a big wheel to and from work!!0
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He worked at Chuck E Cheese0
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He called the neighbour 'big wheel' and rode her while he was supposed to be at work
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He called the neighbour 'big wheel' and rode her while he was supposed to be at work
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He laughed so much that he no longer had an arsse0
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She didn't like my bag I had to carry with me all the time due to not having an arsse!0
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She dumped me for a hot italian
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The whole ..no hole thing was icky0 -
Eeewww... He expected me to change his bag!0
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She got tired of every night being 80s movie night!! What can I say...loved the 80s!!0
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He was an 80s baby and I was not
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I was a less intelligent version of the beast master and made friends with badgers and miniature giraffes!0
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He invited his friends to dinner and they were just animals I tell you... Animals!!0
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I actually booked The Animals to play our party and she didn't appreciate the effort at all!0
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