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We broke up because...
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I couldn't get past the lisp.0
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I couldn't get past the limp.... Not even the blue pills helped.0
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I concur!
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She said she couldn't love me , I wasn't italian0
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She wasn't Australian Either! Imposter!!! She was actually from Albuquerque, New Mexico!0
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She spent too much money on shoes0
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He said all the right sweet nothings... But he was always looking in the mirror at the time.
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She couldn't find Waldo0
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Spent all her time trying to find Waldo0
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you insisted I could have carbs.0
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Thought carbs were evil0
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Didnt buy me a Korn shirt when he got his0
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He really wasn't juicy at all0
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he was too juicy...
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She was too demanding0
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he didn't like being told what do while dressed in leather and wearing a leash... geez whats wrong with that?0
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All he did was sit on the toilet b/c he drank prune juice all the time.0
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Only bought single ply toilet paper0
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Didn't like to cuddle0
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Played nothing but Korn all of the time!0
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He told me to lift or go home so I went home... alone0
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She took scissors to the string on my yo-yo.
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his hair always looks better than mine0
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she never stopped smiling.. it was kinda creepy sometimes.0
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Never smiled. I thought she was always mad at me.0
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Insecurity0
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To shy0
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She couldn't get aroused unless there were onions and garlic sautéed on the stove, thrash metal blaring on the stereo, and a big spotlight over the bed... It was quirky at first but I prefer hair bands and a strobe and she refuses to try it my way.1
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He was terrified of me0
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he had onion breath0
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