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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Caught him giving Bob the neighbour a moustache ride
Don't be jelous. This theme park is open 24/72 -
ryanthegreat314 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Caught him giving Bob the neighbour a moustache ride
Don't be jelous. This theme park is open 24/7
Ok.. Im over the jealousy and back for more0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »ryanthegreat314 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Caught him giving Bob the neighbour a moustache ride
Don't be jelous. This theme park is open 24/7
Ok.. Im over the jealousy and back for more
You got the fast pass, free of charge
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ryanthegreat314 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »ryanthegreat314 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Caught him giving Bob the neighbour a moustache ride
Don't be jelous. This theme park is open 24/7
Ok.. Im over the jealousy and back for more
You got the fast pass, free of charge
Woohoo.. where's my seat
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She wouldn't ride my mustache0
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wouldn't shave his mustache0
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Wouldn't shave her mustache 0
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Wouldn't take her glasses off... even in the shower.0
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Made me take my glasses off so I couldn't see him0
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She was blind as a bat0
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Kept skipping legs day0
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Started a business called "nothing but sausage" which I thought was a food truck, but it was a male brothel...0
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Kept trying to force feed me prune juice0
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He was always in the bathroom.0
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Wouldn't spring for a proper tv 'cause he said his laptop was big enough.0
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No sexy time... only wanted to watch tv
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Loved shooting videos but wouldn't ever want to watch them afterwards.0
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His vids had his side ladies in them 0
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He brought cheese curds and gravy but nevet fries... He said he had other plans for them. I had to leave0
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She has a really short memory... She directed the videos she wasn't starring in.0
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Gave the film stars better than I got
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Wouldn't let me be her rebound0
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She was always bounding around the house0
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She once left me bound and gagged for three days!
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She had Stockholm syndrome and kept pining for Ali0
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He didn't understand my past traumas and held it against me0
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She had vivid dreams in which I kept her bound and gagged. I didn't......or did I???0
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Her legs kept me from leaving the house lol0
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